Nov 30, 2007

Wakil Rakyat dan kung-fu kicknya

Wakil rakyat.Saya tercari-cari apakah maksud yang sesuai untuk mendefinisikan wakil rakyat.Memandangkan teknologi yang sedia ada pada masa kini,maka kamus dewan bukanlah pilihan utama saya untuk mencari definisi 'wakil rakyat'.Baru-baru ini juga ada dipersoalkan di parlimen tentang kemampuan Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka.Tapi malas saya nak ulas tentang itu.Saya kira wakil rakyat seorang yang dapat menolong kita,wakil rakyat seorang yang akan membantu kita dan wakil rakyat seorang yang mewakilkan suara kita ke peringkat yang lebih tinggi tapi realitinya,suara kita seolah-olah tersekat di satu aras,tersekat di satu 'level' yang saya kira kita sebagai rakyat biasa tidak mampu untuk mencapainya (kecuali ada satu 'keajaiban' yang terjadi.Saya kira anda faham apa maksud saya.) Berbalik kepada isu mencari definisi 'wakil rakyat', saya telah menemuinya di wikipedia.

"Wakil Rakyat adalah judul album dari Iwan Fals yang diedarkan pada tahun 1987 dan musiknya dikerjakan oleh Bagoes A.A.
Album ini meledak dipasaran menjelang pemilihan umum (pemilu) pada saat itu karena lagu 'Surat Buat Wakil Rakyat' yang mengisahkan wakil rakyat yang suka tidur pada waktu sidang dianggap menghina pejabat negara. Lagu ini bahkan sempat di cekal tidak boleh ditayangkan di televisi karena dianggap mengganggu stabilitas politik.
Namun Iwan Fals dan Musica Record masih memiliki lagu yang menjadi andalan. Hits 'Mata Indah Bola Pingpong' juga sangat digemari remaja pada saat itu.
Juga ada lagu 'Potret Panen' yang berkisah tentang bencana hama wereng yang menghabiskan tanaman padi siap panen para petani."

Wakil rakyat?what the hell?



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Nov 29, 2007

Erection every five years..never fail?

courtesy of http://www.jasindaily.blogspot.com/.

do Malaysian get their erection every five years? find out here.

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Minister: I commend yo-yo-your journalists trying to project... to exaggerate more than what actually happened. That-that-that-that's it. We are not the-the and I-I congratulate your journalists behaving like an actor, that-that's it... Image

Reporter: As you say that, sir, we're watching scenes of protesters being sprayed by chemical-filled water!

Minister: YA! I am watching! I'm here! You've been trying... trying to do it this - to do this everywhere but in Malaysia people are allowed to, you know? We know our police head our colleague... Police have whatever allowed the procession to go to the Istana Negara, you know? Do police, first police, like, they handle them, they attack them, they... the police don't, don't, don't fire anybody?

Reporter: Our correspondent came back to the office, sir, with chemicals in his eyes!

Minister: You-you-you-you are here with the idea, you are trying to project, what is your mind! You think that we Pakistan, we are Burma, we are Myanmar. Everything you-you are thinking! WE ARE DIFFERENT! We are totally different!

Reporter: Well unfortunately when you refuse to let people protest, it does appear so.

Minister: Ya ya we are not like you! You-you have earlier perception, you come here, you want to project us like undemocratic country. This a democratic country!

Reporter: So why can't people protest then, if it's a democratic country?

Minister: YES, PEOPLE PROTEST! People do-do... of course they protest. We are allowing them protest, and they have demonstrated. But we just trying to disperse them, and then later they-they-they don't wanna disperse, but later our police compromise. They have compromised and allowed them to proceed to Istana Negara! Police, our police have succeeded in handling them gently, right? Why do you report that? You take the opposition, someone from opposition party you ask him to speak. You don't take from the government, right?

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests...

Minister: Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

Minister: I can't hear you! I can't hear you!

Reporter: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

Minister: No we-we are! We... this protest is illegal! We don't want..this... the... NORMALLY...
Reporter: OK, so let me return to my former question. Why is this protest illegal?
Minister: YA! It's a illegal protest because we have the erection in Malaysia. It's no-no point on having a protest! We are allowing to every erection... every five years never fail! We are not our like, like Myanmar, not like other country. And, and you are helping this. You Al-Jazeera also is helping this, this forces. The, you know, these forces who are not in passion, who don't believe in democracy!

Reporter: Alright, many thanks for joining us.
Minister: I don't, ya, you, Al-Jazeera, this is, is Al-Jazeera attitude. Right?

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dear malaysian..is it true?